The Continental: From the World of John Wick

The John Wick universe, where cool gunslingers shoot headshots and perform gun-fu, just like John Wick, in a dark visual stylization like John Wick. The production design is properly neo-noir and the soundtrack is full of bangers. The only problem is that John Wick himself isn't even there for a minute, and the characters that are "in his place" are either completely generic with no appeal or have too little space. The only reliably workable link is Mel Gibson as the alpha bad guy. There is no need for another spin-off like this and an attempt to create a Wick world. (12/02/2023)

To take the excellent, years-built, almost flawless world of John Wick and fill it with this unoriginal and generic shit, it takes talent. Because Hotel Continental can't even hit average in one respect. Either through boring characters, both on the bad guys side (where no one is worth mentioning and Mel Gibson is an NPC) or on the "good guys" side (where no one is interesting enough or has the required background or charisma), or through extremely boring filler, or, last but not least, through terribly boring action that doesn't even come close to Wick's, where the cinematography follows the usual style, but doesn't stand out and there is no dynamics, choreography or brutality at all. So I actually ask myself, why should I rate it higher? Since in almost five hours of (tedious) running time I haven't found a single good thing, a single memorable scene, a single good action sequence or character that I'll remember tomorrow, it's amazing how relatively well this garbage is rated. To screw up the best action franchise of all time like this deserves a lifetime ban from making anything else. Boring. (08/10/2024)