Cinematography:
Maryse AlbertiCast:
Nick Chinlund, Greg Cipes, Steven Seagal, Jordan Lindsey Hamm, Ahmed Ahmed, Abigail Mavity, Paul Scheer, Marshall Manesh, Randy Oglesby, Cory McAbee (more)VOD (2)
Plots(1)
The Onion--that gold standard of pitch-perfect news parody publications--brings its distinctly absurd-yet-relevant brand of satire to a hitherto untapped medium: the feature film! When the Onion News Network asks lead anchorman Norm Archer (Lou Cariou) to compromise his journalistic integrity in the name of pleasing a new corporate sponsor, Archer doesn't respond too kindly. Armed with an irreverent sketch comedy-style approach to a loose narrative, THE ONION MOVIE takes aim at everything politics and society have to offer. (official distributor synopsis)
(more)Cast
Dante Harper
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
You Got Served (2004)
![Bashar Rahal](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/452/452514_cb5be6.jpg)
Bashar Rahal
United Arab Emirates
Best movies:
Young Woman and the Sea (2024)
Boyka: Undisputed IV (2016)
The Angel (2018)
![Jim Rash](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/473/473495_88618f.jpg)
Jim Rash
USA
Best movies:
Minority Report (2002)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
The Way Way Back (2013)
![Don McManus](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/022/809/22809410_43c284.jpg)
Don McManus
USA
Best movies:
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Magnolia (1999)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
![Amir Talai](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/014/419/14419901_6065f0.jpg)
Amir Talai
USA
Best movies:
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
Marriage Story (2019)
Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot (2018)
![Rebecca Lowman](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/031/567/31567936_382448.jpg)
Rebecca Lowman
USA
Best movies:
The Lost Room (2006) (series)
The Onion Movie (2008)
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green (2005)
Jed Rees
Canada
Best movies:
Little Criminals (1995) (TV movie)
Deadpool (2016)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
![David Chisum](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/093/886/93886336_1c171c.jpg)
David Chisum
USA
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
Drew Peterson: Untouchable (2012) (TV movie)
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane (2007)
![Vai Au-Harehoe](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/102/640/102640918_dce6b6.jpg)
Vai Au-Harehoe
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
You Got Served (2004)
616: Paranormal Incident (2013)
![Allison Kyler](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/117/160/117160100_0516fa.jpg)
Allison Kyler
USA
Best movies:
Coach Carter (2005)
Burlesque (2010)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Archie Howard
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
Dahmer (2002)
Clint Culp
USA
Best movies:
Bold Native (2010)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Grand Theft Parsons (2003)
Murray Gershenz
USA
Best movies:
The Hangover (2009)
I Love You, Man (2009)
The Onion Movie (2008)
S.E. Perry
USA
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
Statute of Limitations (2016)
Laguna Heat (1987) (TV movie)
![Chrissy Metz](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/120/161120717_f89635.jpg)
Chrissy Metz
USA
Best movies:
The Onion Movie (2008)
Breakthrough (2019)
Sierra Burgess Is a Loser (2018)
![Michael Harney](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/060/166060038_0cea53.jpg)
Michael Harney
USA
Best movies:
Erin Brockovich (2000)
A Star Is Born (2018)
The Banker (2020)
![Michael Bolton](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/929/160929237_402280.jpg)
Michael Bolton
USA
Best movies:
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
The Onion Movie (2008)
Snow Dogs (2002)
![Sal Lopez](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/160/144/160144600_34e62f.jpg)
Sal Lopez
Best movies:
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Too Old to Die Young (2019) (series)
The Fire Next Time (1993) (TV movie)
Jim Gleason
USA
Best movies:
Roots (2016) (series)
Trumbo (2015)
Five Feet Apart (2019)
Murphy Dunne
USA
Best movies:
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Live from Baghdad (2002) (TV movie)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)