VOD (4)
Seasons(8) / Episodes(153)
Plots(1)
Jake Peralta, an immature but talented NYPD detective in Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, comes into immediate conflict with his new commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Ray Holt. (official distributor synopsis)
Reviews of this series by the user Necrotongue (118)
Tactical Village (2014) (S01E19)
The episode had a few flaws, but the tactical training made up for everything. I decided to skip the nitpicking and just enjoyed myself. / "I love guns. I'm gonna make such a good dad." "Not even gonna touch that." "The Amy Santiago story!"
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Fancy Brudgom (2014) (S01E20)
Episode twenty kicked off with the group diet and rode that wave all the way to the end. All my favorites (Sergeant Jeffords, Rosa, and Charles) had plenty of screen time, and they all nailed it. I was thoroughly entertained. / "This is our breakfast: An orange wedge, three cashew nuts... and a solitarie grape." "It's actually more than you realize. Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape."
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Unsolvable (2014) (S01E21)
Fortunately, the creators were able to maintain a high level from the previous episode in this case as well, so I could once again toughen up my skin a bit. I enjoyed solving an eight-year-old case (including flashbacks) and the revelation of Rosina's greatest secret, which was fantastic. / "Why are you telling me all this?" "Because nobody will believe you." "You crazy lunatic!"
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Charges and Specs (2014) (S01E22)
The final episode of the first season lived up to the quality of both previous episodes. Just when it seemed like Charles' wedding preparations might become boring, the Matrix came along and blew me away. Everything the creators touched turned out great, I had a fantastic time and nothing else mattered to me. / "Forget it, you're not suspended yet, you're on vacation." "You won't let me show off!" / "I know how we'll blend in there." "Don't say the word 'sekač'!" "Sekač!"
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Season 2 (2014) (S02)
My review of the second season could be worded in exactly the same way as the first one. Again, there were several weird drops in quality, for which I cannot give five stars. Favorite characters: Captain Holt, Rosa Diaz, Lieutenant Terry Jeffords and Charles Boyd.
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Undercover (2014) (S02E01)
The initial episode of the second season was clearly successful for the creators. Jake Peralta returned with the whole team from the precinct at full strength, so I could have a great time without the threat of tedious boredom. // "Yesterday, I got excited about a documentary film about bees. It was good, but then they invaded the beehive." / "Look, you helped me find a smile."
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Chocolate Milk (2014) (S02E02)
After the previous high-quality episode, there was a strange drop in the quality of the script. The episode had two main themes - evaluation and vasectomy, which in this case was too little for just twenty-two minutes. Weaker piece. 3*- // "Police! Put down the scalpel and step away from my colleague's tubes!"
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The Jimmy Jab Games (2014) (S02E03)
I really don't understand why there are such fluctuations in the quality of the script. After the previous unremarkable episode, which I didn't enjoy much, there came an excellent hit, and I still don't know whether I liked Jimmy Jeb, Holt's frog-mouse war with Deputy Wuntch, or Hitchcock's blackmailing of Charlie more. // "You don't know anything about basketball, otherwise you wouldn't talk like this." / "Will you come over tonight? I hate you. Come early."
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Halloween II (2014) (S02E04)
I firmly hope that the Halloween bet between Jake and Captain Holt has already become a tradition with which I will come across in every season. I really like these thematic episodes in sitcoms, so I couldn't score otherwise. // "What could Gina possibly have so urgent, she has already checked herself in every shiny surface here in the precinct?" / "I warn you, I'm already starting to plan the heist for next year." "Sure, you have a three-month delay." "You crazy bastard!"
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The Mole (2014) (S02E05)
No, the fifth episode may not have been as perfect as the Halloween episode, but the revelation of the relationship between Gina and Charles did push it just slightly above four pieces for me. 5*- // "I've heard enough! Return the pajamas for guests, toothbrush for guests, slippers for guests, and get out!"
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Jake and Sophia (2014) (S02E06)
In the sixth episode, I unexpectedly had a great time and the forever smiling Captain Ray Holt has definitely secured a solid spot among my favorite characters. // "It's nine o'clock! Why isn't anyone working?" "Amy is running a few minutes late and we're trying to guess why." "I'm playing with you." / "Alright, enough from both of you! You've forced me to turn around in my chair."
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Lockdown (2014) (S02E07)
Compared to the previous episode, this time I came across several dull moments, and if I were the creators, I would rather not return to Zeke. On the other hand, the lawyer as a stand-up comedian was fantastic, and the quarantine brought the whole episode to a decent rating. // "Fine, I'll scratch you off my will. Say goodbye to the statue of mating, love jaguars."
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USPIS (2014) (S02E08)
The eighth episode left me with a very hesitant impression. Amy Santiago entertained me throughout with her struggle with addiction, but the postal federal agent was a step into... nothingness. Scenes with this character were much more awkward than funny, and I was looking forward to the end. 3*- // "Santiago, are you smoking over there?" "No!" "I can see smoke!" "It's just steam, I'm showering!"
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The Road Trip (2014) (S02E09)
"Much better than the previous part. Rosa Diaz, who was not sick in any way, entertained me greatly. The business trip combined with a trip was not as perfect, even though it was not bad. // "Right now, I don't want to see Ted, I want to break up with him!" "But noooooooooooooooooooo..." / "Do I see a smile?" "Maybe. My immune system is weak, I can't control my facial muscles."
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The Pontiac Bandit Returns (2014) (S02E10)
I expected much more from the Christmas episode. The creators came up with such a mess that didn't really entertain me. Honestly, I only laughed during the meeting of Gina's mother and Charles's father. // "Okay, I'll skim through the relevant pages, but I definitely won't read the rest."
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Stakeout (2014) (S02E11)
The eleventh episode wasn't perfect, but I enjoyed watching the submarine a lot, and what was most important - Captain Holt actually smiled for the first time! // "If you didn't stop the elevator, after that speech you could just leave. And now we have become tough."
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Beach House (2015) (S02E12)
So in this case, I couldn't complain about anything. The field trip was absolutely great, Captain Holt was stellar again and Sergeant Terry Jeffords' portable party totally blew me away. I really enjoyed this. // "Thanks Boyle. Okay, I'm leaving, don't follow me, it's going to get tough."
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Payback (2015) (S02E13)
The thirteenth episode was not bad at all, but after the previous episode, the bar was set very high. The situation around Jake's debts and Sergeant Jeffords' family entertained me slightly less than the joint action of Amy and Captain Holt. // "You should whine, you heartless wench! And now the second grandmother." / "You laughed!" "And like a ferret."
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Defense Rests (2015) (S02E14)
I felt a bit like on a swing, very good moments alternated with weaker ones, so I was deciding between three and four stars, but because I am a sensitive good guy, I rounded up. // "I have them in yogurt! It's personal now!" / "You made me tear myself away from my phone. Pray that I don't miss the text."
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Windbreaker City (2015) (S02E15)
In the fifteenth episode, there were no dilemmas. This was one of those things I enjoy a lot. Besides the excellent interagency exercise, I also got Captain Holt's psychological test, so it was great from start to finish.
"I hate the ocean, that bitch Rose let Leo die in it. There was still room on that door."
"One of those marshals called you a prick, Jeffords."
"What?! Another clip!"
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