Cinematography:
Rudolf Stahl ml.Cast:
Waldemar Matuška, Jana Brejchová, Hana Hegerová, Eva Pilarová, Karel Gott, Jiří Šlitr, Jiří Suchý, Jiří Jelínek, Jana Malknechtová, Pavlína Filipovská (more)Plots(1)
This anti-war musical presents all the popular personalities of Czech pop-music of that time on a single screen. A statue of Johannes Sebastian Bach is revealed in a fictional spa town named Alkalis. At that time, a pacifist soldier, Schulze, deserts the local garrison, and the weapons miraculously turn into musical instruments in the guarded military area. TV reporter Tereza (Jana Brejchova) appears at the curious event with the instructions to prepare a spectacular TV revue in the barracks. The militant officers try in vain to disrupt the event. Jiří Suchý and Jiří Šlitr play a duo of paratroopers who spend a night behind the window of the ladies' chamber. (Febiofest)
(more)Cast
![Naďa Urbánková](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268497_fa7e22.jpg)
Naďa Urbánková
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Secluded, Near Woods (1976)
Larks on a String (1969)
Closely Watched Trains (1966)
![Heda Škrdlantová](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/277/277365_2148cf.jpg)
Heda Škrdlantová
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
The Secret of a Great Narrator (1971)
5 milionů svědků (1965)
Alena Zunová
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Evelyna Steimarová](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268468_94f707.jpg)
Evelyna Steimarová
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Kam slunce nechodí... (1971) (TV movie)
The Mystery of the Carpathian Castle (1981)
Oil Lamps (1971)
![Michaela Lohniská](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/330/330835_c7128b.jpg)
Michaela Lohniská
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Hotel mezi dvěma světy (2008) (theatrical recording)
Alexandr Dumas starší (1970) (series)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Lilka Ročáková](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/158/633/158633848_31aa81.jpg)
Lilka Ročáková
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Růžena Nickelová
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Strakatí andělé (1964)
Jaroslav Franta
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Looking Back (1968)
Bylo čtvrt a bude půl (1968)
![Pavel Sedláček](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/275/275134_56724b.jpg)
Pavel Sedláček
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Black Peter (1963)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
![Zdeněk Braunschläger](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268660_65ed20.jpg)
Zdeněk Braunschläger
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Revizor (1971) (theatrical recording)
The Stolen Airship (1966)
On the Trail of Blood (1969)
![Lubomír Kostelka](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268645_2f6141.jpg)
Lubomír Kostelka
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Těžká Barbora (1960) (theatrical recording)
Balada z hadrů (1960) (theatrical recording)
All My Compatriots (1968)
Dagmar Cejnková
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Something Different (1963)
Five Girls Around the Neck (1967)
![Eugen Jegorov](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268161_bc0470.jpg)
Eugen Jegorov
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
My Sweet Little Village (1985)
Secluded, Near Woods (1976)
Forbidden Dreams (1986)
![Václav Wasserman](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/269/269875_5894e6.jpg)
Václav Wasserman
Austria-Hungary
Best movies:
The Good Soldier Schweik (1956)
Ducháček Will Fix It (1938)
The Stolen Airship (1966)
![Antonín Jedlička](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/268/268609_24ae2b.jpg)
Antonín Jedlička
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Lemonade Joe (1964)
The Good Soldier Schweik (1956)
The Creation of the World (1957)
Heribert Vyhnálek
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Petr Brožek
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Ten svetr si nesvlíkej (1980)
Waltz for a Million (1960)
![Emanuel Kovařík](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/275/275616_d1df01.jpg)
Emanuel Kovařík
Austria-Hungary
Best movies:
He Stood at the Till (1939)
The Emperor's Baker - The Baker's Emperor (1951)
Station Master (1941)
![Karel Peyr](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/274/274482_c053b8.jpg)
Karel Peyr
Austria-Hungary
Best movies:
Joachim, Put It in the Machine (1974)
Today for the Last Time (1958)
Dissolved and Effused (1984)
Vojtěch Kuthan
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Hudba kolonád (1975)
Blues pro EFB (1980)