The Super Mario Bros. Movie

I was looking forward to it because I like Mario and I was impressed by Brian Tyler's soundtrack, which plays nicely with Koji Konda's notorious themes, but I didn't expect the film to be so childish, or rather infantile. The creators probably gambled on safety, so they focused on making sure that there was always something going on, that it was colourful, loud and cheerful. And that is exactly how it is, and the younger you are, the better for you. Older viewers risk focusing on the story, which is not interesting at all, let alone surprising, or on the humour, which consists of someone hitting someone and screaming, someone falling down and screaming, someone running away from something – and screaming! It’s a shame. Yes, Sonic wasn't much better on a basic level, but Jim Carrey, for example, was great in it. (04/13/2023)

Thanks to the princess (with Anya Taylor-Joy's sexy voice), it was quite popular at home. So a story about two plumbers is cool not only for the boys, but also for the girls. The otherwise likeable simple premise spiced up with lots of Easter eggs loses a bit of coherence as we jump from one character to another. The visuals are gorgeous and Chris Pratt pulls off the same musical hits from Guardians of the Galaxy. A very safe-bet hit made for kids. Unless they go to the subtitled scene where the villain sings the song “Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches!” (05/24/2023)

A colorful romp that never bores you for a moment, yet that starts to fade from the mind faster than you can say "mushroom" as soon as the end credits roll. The main duo surprisingly loses out to the emotionally unstable giant Bowser and the unexpected draw of Princess Peach, whose arrival onscreen finally propels the film to suitable heights. At least this world of peculiar realms, creatures, characters, and immortal melodies has finally been adapted with dignity by a group of people who feel at home in it and just want to share their love for it. (07/07/2023)

As an homage to Nintendo Mario, it's a decent piece with tons of references, shells, question marks and superpowers, sponges and Kongs. As a children's tale, however, the film is a little less distinctive and, while it will entertain the kids, I can’t say I heard bursts of laughter in the cinema, unfortunately. Well, lastly, as a fairy tale that would work for adults, Mario is a bit of a let down. I didn't laugh deeply once, there weren't any scenes that were downright diaphragm-tearing, and even the "action" was pretty low-key and kind of kept to the ground and didn't stand out enough for me to cheer. From the initial 93% after opening day, I was expecting far more significant entertainment and for a film that some have called a nostalgic cartoon of recent years, I'm not that that excited by it. It entertains mildly, but doesn't outright delight, and the cinematic pleasure sadly doesn't take place. (04/08/2023)

For kids, an infantile derivative of The Lego Movie; for adults, a few hits from their youth; and for Nintendo fans, a collection of Easter Eggs. It’s just enough to keep you from getting bored for 90 minutes, but tomorrow I won’t even remember that I went to see it. (04/16/2023)