Directed by:
Takeshi KitanoScreenplay:
Takeshi KitanoCinematography:
Katsumi YanagijimaCast:
Dankan, Taka Guadalcanal, Susumu Terajima, Ren Ōsugi, Takeshi Kitano, Akiji Kobayashi, Kanji Tsuda, 日野陽仁, 左時枝, Yoneko Matsukane, Hakuryū, つまみ枝豆, 小野了, 水上竜士 (more)Plots(1)
From the acclaimed director Takeshi Kitano comes a bizarre, over the top and absurd comedy full of slapstick silliness and never ending gags. A great satire of Japanese society and popular cinema, Getting Any?, embraces the spirit of Kitano s early stand-up and television work and as such it offers a genuine inside look into his true personality. The story follows the nerdy middle age Asao, a professional daydreamer, whose one and only goal in life is - as the title suggests - to get laid. Asao embarks on a series of slapstick adventures in search of fulfilling his ultimate fantasy - making wild passionate sex with a woman. His holy quest for sex lands Asao in a series of absurd situations, involving robbery schemes, big movie productions, yakuza gang rivalry wars and scientific experiments. (Third Window Films)
(more)Cast
Dankan
Japan
Best movies:
Suicide Bus (1998)
Suspect X (2008)
The Innocent Seven (2005)
Taka Guadalcanal
Japan
Best movies:
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (2003)
Warm Water Under a Red Bridge (2001)
Mijamoto Musaši (2014) (series)
![Susumu Terajima](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/910/166910184_778b74.jpg)
Susumu Terajima
Japan
Best movies:
Nobody Knows (2004)
When Marnie Was There (2014)
Fireworks (1997)
![Ren Ōsugi](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/272/272793_3fbaf7.jpg)
Ren Ōsugi
Japan
Best movies:
The Twilight Samurai (2002)
By Player (2000)
Fireworks (1997)
![Takeshi Kitano](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/000/269/269995_1f6f7b.jpg)
Takeshi Kitano
Japan
Best movies:
Kikujiro (1999)
Fireworks (1997)
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (2003)
Akiji Kobayashi
Japan
Best movies:
Harakiri (1962)
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx (1972)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
![Kanji Tsuda](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/401/166401351_0d987f.jpg)
Kanji Tsuda
Japan
Best movies:
Fireworks (1997)
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (2003)
Crying Out Love, In the Center of the World (2004)
![日野陽仁](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/110/161110051_36d648.jpg)
日野陽仁
Japan
Best movies:
Sonatine (1993)
Kids Return (1996)
My Secret Cache (1997)
左時枝
Japan
Best movies:
Our Mother (2008)
Love Letter (1995)
Love and Honor (2006)
![Yoneko Matsukane](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/422/166422559_b36f79.jpg)
Yoneko Matsukane
Japan
Best movies:
Perfect Days (2023)
One Litre of Tears (2005)
Getting Any? (1994)
Hakuryū
Japan
Best movies:
Mr. Sunshine (2018) (series)
Fireworks (1997)
Under the Open Sky (2020)
つまみ枝豆
Japan
Best movies:
Fireworks (1997)
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (2003)
Sword of Desperation (2010)
![小野了](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/359/161359794_0dcdd4.jpg)
小野了
Japan
Best movies:
Getting Any? (1994)
Fukushima (2020)
![水上竜士](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/161/363/161363662_e17677.jpg)
水上竜士
Japan
Best movies:
Awaking (2006)
Swallowtail & Butterfly (1996)
The Thin Red Line (1998)
![Yûrei Yanagi](http://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w88h116crop/files/images/creator/photos/166/235/166235684_782193.jpg)
Yûrei Yanagi
Japan
Best movies:
Fireworks (1997)
Achilles and the Tortoise (2008)
Non-Stop (1996)
Akira Kubo
Japan
Best movies:
The Castle of Sand (1974)
Dandelion (1985)
Getting Any? (1994)